I know there has been a lot of hesitation to welcome the new Italian behemoth Carmine’s to the nation’s capitol. It’s a chain, it’s in a monstrous space, and it is not authentically Italian like some of the gems in this city such as Potenza, Café Milano, and Posto. But, I will say that even as a food snob who lived in Italy, Carmine’s creates a fun and lively experience that is wholesome, filling, and a great place to gather family and friends.
On Saturday I partook in a gluttonous evening with 10 girlfriends as we chose Carmine’s as the place to celebrate our friend Stacey’s bachelorette party. We were able to snag a private space named the Bernini Boardoom which lived up to its name with a long rectangular table and family photos from the old country adorning the walls (not our family, of course). The restaurant itself was as large as expected and it felt like it went on for miles and miles, but I was impressed to see just how crowded it was even with 700 seats. There didn’t appear to be many empty tables and there were crowds of people waiting when we walked in around 8pm.
We arranged for a fixed menu before we arrived which included pitchers of beer, red and white wine, two appetizers, two pastas, two chicken entrees, and a dessert sampler. I knew I was in for it. We had a fabulous waiter named Cameron who stayed in the private room with us the entire evening. He was professional in that he did not appear to be listening in on our conversations, but then seemed to magically appear as soon as we would mention we needed more water, extra sauce, or whatever other requests we might have had. The drinks arrived almost immediately, and soon after came the mixed greens salad and the fried zucchini. The salad was a great snack that at least made you feel as though you put something healthy in your body before diving into the pasta fest. The fried zucchini on the other hand was shockingly good. It came out as shoestring fries with parmesan cheese on top and a lemon to squeeze to add some citrus flavor to the crunchy appetizer.
A waiter carrying out a plate of spaghetti and meatballs
Next it was time for the pasta dishes. Let me just be clear that these plates are gigantic, and are piled high with food that could serve 10-12 people easily. The pastas we ordered were the cheese ravioli in a marinara sauce and the penne alla vodka. Both were wonderful, but I think the penne alla vodka was the clear winner. It was rich, creamy, and delightful. And, it was the bane of my existence the entire night as the plate stared at me and forced me to keep taking spoonfuls until I literally made myself sick. This tends to be the only problem with family style… I have a hard time knowing when to stop! We kindly asked the waiter for a bit of a break until the next course because I think most of us could barely breathe at this point. After some time, out came the chicken parmesan and the lemon chicken on the bone. The chicken parmesan was delicious, although I would have liked a little more bubble and browning of the cheese, but the chicken itself was nicely cooked. The lemon chicken was a bit too infused for my taste. It was as though the lemon had been left on the chicken for too long creating a very biting and citrusy flavor that was maybe a bit too strong. But, at this point we were so stuffed it was okay to just have a few bites and move on.
Finally, the dessert assortment plate came out and it was just too appetizing to ignore. After claiming we all were so full that there was no way we could fit anything else in, we all picked up our spoons and forks and went to town trying the treats on the dessert plate. The tartufo was wonderful with a hard crust chocolate shell and delicious ice cream on the inside, the tiramisu was soft and flavorful, and the bread pudding was spongy, warm, and fabulous.
I think going to Carmine’s requires a certain mindset: it’s not going to be an experience similar to one in Italy, and it’s not going to be a quiet and simple meal, but, if you go in knowing it’s going to be filling and delicious food that will create a fun night, then there is no way that you can’t have a good time. The service was great, the food was wholesome and comforting, and it’s a fun group activity for any occasion.
Carmine’s Washington DC
425 7th Street NW
Washington, DC 20004
www.carminesnyc.com